7: Have tattoos?
No but I want so many! The one I designed yesterday is a robot that I drew and the quotation “sometimes they’re just umbrella robots” because it’s incredible and I love it.
14: Biggest turn offs
21: What I love most about myself
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
Ugh. But I dislike so many people! Okay here. Tall. Old. Loud as fuck. Rude. Triggering. Related to me.
35: What I find attractive in men
Absolute dopey idiots with pretty eyes and hair that would look beautiful in a ponytail.
(But only platonically because I would like to make it clear that I dig the chicks.)
42: The last thing I ate
French fries at Arbys.
THANK YOU MY FRIEND!!!!
15. Favorite movie.
Ughhhhh. I think it would have to be um um um fuck god The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.
43. Sexiest person that comes to mind immediately
AGAIN. Um. I can’t say immediately but I will say the next person. Aidan Turner.
Sometimes I like to imagine that Aphrodite creates demigod children by cutting off the testicles of their mortal father and throwing them in the ocean to get a kid.
17 year old harry got me like
a masterpost that I very much regret
it’s 2014 stop sorting hufflepuffs into gryffindor
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”
okay but hear me out:
- genderqueer Teddy Lupin
- genderqueer Teddy Lupin playing around with their face and body secretly in their room
- genderqueer Teddy Lupin coming out to the Potters and though it takes some getting used to, they all do their damndest to make sure Teddy feels accepted